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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Do anyone is afraid of 8 legged spiders, I'm sure am , i see one , i will scream .?

is it true if you kill one , you will have 8 years of bad luck from killing a pestee ugly bug?
Answer:
I'm afraid of 80-legged spiders. And I don't care if I do have bad luck...I'm killing it.
Why is this question in the Skin Disease category? And all spiders are 8-legged. if they have a different number, they are not spiders.
a) learn how to speak english
b) all spiders have 8 legs
c) you're a dumb*** if you really think that killing a spider will give you 8 years of bad luck
Killing spiders introduces their venom to whatever device by which you terminate their existence. While this doesn't precisely constitute "bad luck," it does increase the risk of exposure to potentially lethal toxins. Furthermore, since spiders are our secret benevolent overlords and grant many wondrous mutant powers, killing them without provocation will enrage the spider gods, and they may attempt to smite you over the course of the next eight years. These long-running vengeance campaigns are subtle and frequently mistaken for "bad luck."To counter this "bad luck," it is a good idea to bite the head off the next butterfly that lands on your dress, because this soothes the angry spider gods, and they like to see this kind of thing.

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